~ each man gives a story~
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"
So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell -- but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."
"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.
The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.
"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."
Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.
The third man came to the front of the line, and again Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story.
"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding inside a refrigerator..."

~Tina
Devious Comments
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Maguma: How come every time I come down here there's always a mess?
Alex: Don't blame me for having the element of Earth!
Maguma: UWAAH!! IS that a freaking Giant Earthworm on the Couch?!
Alex: oh yeah, thats Paul.
hope u'll enjoy future updates
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sketchblog
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oro?
proud to be Catholic
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Can we truely call this existance, without hearts?
But yah, seriously. Thanks.
=^__^=**PUUURRRR!
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"...artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up." V for Vendetta
ここに 私の中心を持ちなさい。
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If at first you don't succeed...then skydiving is definitely not for you.
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"WORK .......is a 4 letter word" by Mozz
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If at first you don't succeed...then skydiving is definitely not for you.
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"I am... GREAT!" - Captain Morgan
"Let's get WASTED!!!" - Red-Haired Shanks
"Surpass me! Roronoa Zoro!" - Juraquille Mihawk
"Ahem." *clears throat* "OOOoooOOOoooOOO!" - Zoro
"Hello? This is the Shitty Restaurant." - Sanji
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Chrisianity's not a religion like all the others, it's a relationship with the One who created us through His love, even died for us on the cross, taking away our sins; and proving He's God by raising from the dead! [link]
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Just stoppin by to say hi!
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(and for some shameless self-promotion XP)
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I am a PirateNin!
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Why do we kill people
who kill people, to show people that
killing people is wrong
Love your quote by the way.
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If you won't stand behind our soldiers...
Feel free to stand in front of them.
Wow! You really are a brilliant poet, aren't you?
Why don't you join the poetry contest from [link] ?
It's free and every nitwit such as myself who enters gets a small gift
but someone like you might win one of their $10 000 or $100 000 prizes.
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Why do we kill people
who kill people, to show people that
killing people is wrong
I am so honored, thanks
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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams
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Stella
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~Brittney S. ><>
Psalm 138:7, Though I walk in the midst of trouble, You preserve my life; You strech out Your hand against the anger of my foes, with Your right hand You save me.
Him and Ted Dekker are AMAZIIIIIIING. I wanna write like them when I grow up. LOL (ok, so I'm 21...sue me.
a YEAR? Wow, has it been that long?? Man, you should really get on more.
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"But now I've grown beyond the walls to where I've never been
And it's still winter in my wonderland..."
*Jars of Clay
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"But now I've grown beyond the walls to where I've never been
And it's still winter in my wonderland..."
*Jars of Clay
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